Offended? Don't look then. It's only for fun.
|Even in colder climates,|
mohawks rool, man!
|Speechless (me, not her).|
But - where did you get those tops?
|I love my Xmas jumper, I do|
|Cold? Snow forecast? Don't be daft.|
It's positively balmy!
|How to encourage your spouse to do the housework:|
buy a PINK broom
|I'm all coordinated in leopard print, I am|
|Little Bo(w) Peep...|
|... had a friend: Little Another Bo(w) Peep|
(feet off the seats, btw)
|OMG. You cannot be serious.|
|Yup. She is.|
|Oh. I say. Is that you, Sherlock?|
|Of course. Elementary, Watson.|
|Very dandy. Turned up collar, natty scarf,|
polished shoes, a few too many rings and bangles
for my liking, and your flat cap seems to be
perched at a peculiar angle...
|Really? What does it say?|
"Insert plug in ear"??