Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Whilst on garden leave

I have been very busy resolving the pressing problems currently facing the G8 G12 G20 G... oh I don't know. How many bloody nations are there now?

*walks off muttering*

Sarkozy - "You Briteeesh 'ave no idée 'ow 'ard eet eez to
understand zat German womann avec le térrible dress sense."
Cameron - "Don't worry old boy, I can lend you a suitable
candidate to interpret for you. Ever heard of Boris?"


Yadda yadda yadda...