I think it is safe to say I am not most people.
I looked at the clientele. Far more entertaining.
And here we go...
The wannabe pop star.
|I couldn't find Kylie's matching hotpants|
|Waiting for Godot, anyone?|
The Lady in Red. With matching hair.
|Chris De Burgh told me to meet him here,|
he said he would spot me a mile off
The sister of the Argyle tights woman. This time with better colour coordinated footwear.
|Sis? Sis? You flown the nest?|
The token gorilla. Honest guv'.
|It said 'large' on the box|
|Oh lordy, lordy, lordy|
And finally, the piéce de résistance.
I give you (drum roll, please)... Kajagoogoo revisited.
|Oi, you sure Limahl is 'ere?|
|Yeah, like, he texted me, right?|