I think it is safe to say I am not most people.
I looked at the clientele. Far more entertaining.
And here we go...
The wannabe pop star.
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I couldn't find Kylie's matching hotpants |
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Waiting for Godot, anyone? |
The Lady in Red. With matching hair.
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Chris De Burgh told me to meet him here, he said he would spot me a mile off |
The sister of the Argyle tights woman. This time with better colour coordinated footwear.
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Sis? Sis? You flown the nest? |
The token gorilla. Honest guv'.
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Bovvered. |
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It said 'large' on the box |
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Oh lordy, lordy, lordy |
And finally, the piéce de résistance.
I give you (drum roll, please)... Kajagoogoo revisited.
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Oi, you sure Limahl is 'ere? |
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Yeah, like, he texted me, right? |
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O.U.T.! |
