Tuesday, 5 April 2011

What the eye sees - the London Zoo version

Most people go to the zoo and look at the animals.

I think it is safe to say I am not most people.

I looked at the clientele. Far more entertaining.

And here we go...

The wannabe pop star.

I couldn't find Kylie's matching hotpants
The lost City of London banker on his day off.

Waiting for Godot, anyone?
The Lady in Red. With matching hair.

Chris De Burgh told me to meet him here,
he said he would spot me a mile off

The sister of the Argyle tights woman. This time with better colour coordinated footwear.

Sis? Sis? You flown the nest?

The token gorilla. Honest guv'.

The woman who spent so much on her Louis Vuitton bag she had to buy child-size holdups.

It said 'large' on the box
 One local resident's reaction.

Oh lordy, lordy, lordy
And finally, the piéce de résistance. 
I give you (drum roll, please)... Kajagoogoo revisited.

Oi, you sure Limahl is 'ere?

Yeah, like, he texted me, right?
 The locals were not amused.

Disclaimer: these posts are not meant to offend, they are totally tongue-in-cheek. If you have been captured on film, congratulations, you caught my attention. If this offends you I am truly sorry. A simple email with proof of identity will see you removed tout suite. Just like that.


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