So without further ado, I give you the following delightful samples of commuter oddities in and around London.
First up, we have the odd
|It's me or the big cat, okay? Your |
Then there was the commuter whose legs were so bright they startled fellow passengers,
|Are those legal? Do I dial the transport police?|
Anyone here have their number?
|This is what itchy looks like|
The business woman sporting a purple mohawk (very blurry photo but I had to run after her to snap this, much to the consternation of my colleagues who clearly marked me as 'bonkers' hereafter)
|Surely you cannot be serious?|
And the lady who overdid the Argyle 'look' but more importantly failed spectacularly to coordinate her shoes after all that effort. Black and red and white and... uhmm... purple?
|I got dressed in the dark dah-ling, okay?|
|Is it? Is it?|
|It's a dog's life *sigh*|
And finally this one. The gnome's hat doubling up as a hairband. Honestly, I thought she was stalking me, everywhere I turned on the tube it was right in front of me.
Oh. Hang on. Stalkers are normally behind you... hmmm...
|I auditioned for 'Gnomeo and Juliet' but did not get the part|
|But I got to keep the prop|
|And I am going to wear it everywhere. Always. So there.|
Disclaimer: these posts are not meant to offend, they are totally tongue-in-cheek. If you have been captured on film, congratulations, you caught my attention. If this offends you I am truly sorry. A simple email with proof of identity will see you removed tout suite. Just like that.