Tuesday, 10 August 2010

What the eye sees... take four (already?)

Right-o troops, have you been paying attention? Yes? Well then. You will know that I am currently a lady of leisure - again - whilst I bide my time before starting the next project. Quiet at the back or I will have this room cleared.

However. Regardless of this and thanks to the HUGE volume of support and comments (and imitators, most sincerest form of flattery, thank you, thank you) I am submitting the latest batch of photos from my recent commuting life.

I seem to have a shoe fetish. Sorry, scrap that. I DO have a shoe fetish, especially when bad shoes are concerned. Don't believe me? Regardez l'évidence.

Felon #1.

Mr Businessman, one word: shame!

Felon #2.

Oh dear. This gives a whole new meaning to being 'down at heel'

Felon(ess) #3.

Choice? Really? And that outfit? What were you thinking?

And this was the crowd gathered to view the worst offender.

Roll up, roll up. LCM is at it again.

Felon(ess) #4. 

I mean, WTF?

Oh, and then there was the woman who left the house in her negligee.

Dah-ling, I am so alluring in the morning I will go to work in my PJs

 And the one who got dressed in the dark.

Madam, why are you wearing sanitary towels on your shoulders?

Sadly, no Tandem Twins this time round (but I do know where and when to find them, so fret not).

But I have taken this gem for you.

Salvador Dali is alive and well and on the London tube

So good in fact, I am treating you to a close-up.
Because I'm worth it.

Fabulous, no? And before you wonder "How?", he was sleeping. Eyes soundly closed behind the groovy glasses.

More to follow soon. I will have a partner in crime too. Send bail money to usual account please.

Disclaimer: these posts are not meant to offend, they are totally tongue-in-cheek. If you have been captured on film, congratulations, you caught my attention. If this offends you I am truly sorry. A simple email with proof of identity will see you removed tout suite. Just like that.

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