Right-o troops, have you been paying attention? Yes? Well then. You will know that I am currently a lady of leisure - again - whilst I bide my time before starting the next project. Quiet at the back or I will have this room cleared.
However. Regardless of this and thanks to the HUGE volume of support and comments (and imitators, most sincerest form of flattery, thank you, thank you) I am submitting the latest batch of photos from my recent commuting life.
I seem to have a shoe fetish. Sorry, scrap that. I DO have a shoe fetish, especially when bad shoes are concerned. Don't believe me? Regardez l'évidence.
Felon #1.
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| Mr Businessman, one word: shame! |
Felon #2.
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| Oh dear. This gives a whole new meaning to being 'down at heel' |
Felon(ess) #3.
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| Choice? Really? And that outfit? What were you thinking? |
And this was the crowd gathered to view the worst offender.
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| Roll up, roll up. LCM is at it again. |
Felon(ess) #4.
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| I mean, WTF? |
Oh, and then there was the woman who left the house in her negligee.
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| Dah-ling, I am so alluring in the morning I will go to work in my PJs |
And the one who got dressed in the dark.
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| Madam, why are you wearing sanitary towels on your shoulders? |
Sadly, no Tandem Twins this time round (but I do know where and when to find them, so fret not).
But I have taken this gem for you.
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| Salvador Dali is alive and well and on the London tube |
So good in fact, I am treating you to a close-up.
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| Because I'm worth it. |
Fabulous, no? And before you wonder "How?", he was sleeping. Eyes soundly closed behind the groovy glasses.
More to follow soon. I will have a partner in crime too. Send bail money to usual account please.
Disclaimer: these posts are not meant to offend, they are totally tongue-in-cheek. If you have been captured on film, congratulations, you caught my attention. If this offends you I am truly sorry. A simple email with proof of identity will see you removed tout suite. Just like that.
