Okay, okay, I give in. Carly has put forward the idea to invite Cybermummy attendees to post a brief intro about themselves in order to facilitate identification at the event.
So following some heckiling from the back row (you know who you are) I am complying, in a fashion.
Name: London City Mum, alias Captain MacJackboots. Also known variously as Teenage Witch (long story), The Boss, and Whinge-a-lot.
Blog: you're here, aren't you?
Twitter ID: @LondonCityMum
Epithet: in the making
Career: "more jobs than hot dinners" (comment courtesy OH)
Height: enough to see over the steering wheel when driving
Eyes: two, more when angry
Likes: photographing unsuspecting victims and turning into blog fodder, looking like nutter all for the sake of a good cause, reading and telling it as it is.
Am sure I will stand out in the crowd now.