No, it's not the weirdo Chinese sex blog pest who likes to spam me with unintelligible comments (most recent "I can give you hand if not knowing where to go to..." - DELETE).
It was from the tribe at gurgle who stated (I quote), "We love your blog... You always have us giggling, and we want to join your book club!"
They want to join Kevin? Seriously? I mean, I know we have pretty low standards (ie reading the books is not a pre-requisite for coming along to our meetings, but you must be able to talk ten-to-the-dozen about any chosen subject), but surely they are not that desperate?
Anyway, I read on.
"Congratulations! You have been nominated for a gurgle blog award in the best funny mummy blog category.
Our judging panel includes Dinky Winky, La La (names have been changed to protect the innocent - Ed.), and celebrity gurgle blogger Mylene Klass."
Right. So despite my routine slagging off of anything to do with 'slebs, they appear to be immune to my sarcasm.
So I bask in the afterglow a little (Wow, fancy that! Little me getting a nomination! Must prepare an acceptance speech... what will I wear... who do I thank... do I get a statue to take home and is it child-proof...) until it dawns on me that there are other nominees.
And they are bloody good.
Bugger. Well, there goes my chance at fame and fortune. Award winners will be announced on July 3rd - same day as CyberMummy, handy coincidence, that.
But, as they say, "You gotta be in it to win it."
Now, where's my Chinese spammer gone? Might direct him to Pippa's, Hazel's and Emily's.