Day 12 - still here despite everything.
One of Kevin's lovely ladies went into a bookstore to find the latest novel on the reading list. She looked and she looked and she looked, to no avail.
She approached the fellow at the help desk and asked him for assistance.
"Do you have a book called 'A Scandalous Woman'?" she asked.
He looked perplexed. And then he smiled complicitly at her.
"Is it an erotic novel madam?"
Kevin's lovely lady was horrified.
"Good heavens," she exclaimed. "I'll have you know I belong to a serious book club!"
She found the book, eventually. 'A Scandalous Life' was its title. Not that far off really. Including the content.