It never rains, it hinny pours

Hey you - yes, you, reader number three thousand two hundred and something. Have you entered the competition yet? Have you perchance had an amusing thought as to how hinny might be included into an original ironic ridiculous clever sentence or anecdote?

Yes? Well, top marks for thinking then.

Now put it in writing. THERE IS A PRIZE to be won. No entry, no chance of winning, capisc?

Honestly, like dealing with small children sometimes, the bribes you have to resort to, just to get people to make an effort....

*walks off with thundercloud hanging over hinny*